Unawkwardification

Last night I went to a party at a friend's house. I came knowing my friends, and left knowing my friends. At the end of a long night, I realized that with all the people I encountered, I did not meet anybody new. After pondering my social deficiencies with my friend Julius, we have decided to dedicate the last 85 days of my college career to the unawkwardification of my sad social life.

Here's to an awkward struggle!